After doing what I could in a remote area, I noticed there wasn't a spark when I did the old screwdriver-stuck-in-spark-plug-wire trick. Naturally, I replaced the distributor cap/rotor and an ignition coil (they were cheap). After replacing the ignition coil, it seemed to have fixed the issue, running and revving like normal while parked. However, when I tried driving it around, the same thing started happening within minutes, and I barely was able to limp it back home. While diagnosing fuel pressure, I noticed that the engine will sometimes 'snap out of it' and idle perfectly smooth at 1k rpm, and when I rev, it goes wild again.
I don't think it's a fuel issue because 1: the missing spark I mentioned earlier, 2: a new ignition coil seemed to help, 3: using a fuel pressure tester reveals the pump is giving a steady 35-40 psi. I've only been able to take out the right bank of spark plugs (the ones not covered by the intake manifold), and they look due for replacement, with very apparent wear patterns. But with what I mentioned about the periodic smooth running, it makes me think there is a sensor issue somewhere. There hasn't been any check engine light to indicate a faulty sensor though.
TLDR: Engine doesn't run smooth, rpm maxes out way too low. New ignition coil temporarily fixed it, but quickly reverted back to rough running. No check engine light, and steady fuel pressure, my instincts tell me it's an issue somewhere in the ignition circuit.
I tried recording what is happening. Sorry for the shorts format, youtube formatted it like that.
https://youtube.com/shorts/OvFNfK1ecIw
This one is where I discovered where it sometimes will run smooth at 1k rpm, you can hear my confused "what?"

https://youtu.be/pndj0Tl-8nA
As I usually am when I come to forums for help, I have no idea what to do next.